Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Daily account

Number of articles delivered to newspaper:1
Number of hungry former colleagues fed instant noodles and sliced frozen sausages:1
Number of noserings said hungry former colleague had inadvertently inhaled:1
Number of charming, attractive, intelligent, erudite, single, YOUNGER women had dinner with:1
Number of books on etiquette read:1
Number of aforesaid CAIESY women had d. with who will read this blog tomorrow, grin and wonder if im bullshitting:1
Number of TV programmes almost appeared in appeared in:1
Number of old friends who have suddenly started looking like elastigirl, causing deep secret stirrings in my heart: 1


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